/intro spam is a go!

[notstained.livejournal.com]

SUP, GUYS??

Are you sick of all these characters that are coming from some series about balls yet?? Because this is Jean, bringing you another one -- Kijima Matako from Gintama.

Though unlike the good majority of her canonmates, she's a little less ridiculous. (Mostly considering she only shows up when serious shit is going down....but even then, she's probably the most ridiculous member of the Kiheitai). Um, she's loud, hot-headed, and not exactly the world's most classy lady. And if you touch Shinsuke-sama, you die. And for the record, she changes her panties every day so they're CLEAN. B(

Matako is a weapon, and she turns into twin pistols connected by a chain. And that's about it! If you want to get in touch with me, you can either PM orrr message me on AIM (summoninggods).

sob. This is my first time actually RPing a girl in years, so let's see if I can pull it off. /knuckle pop

Comments

[frissonic.livejournal.com]

lol you pick up a girl for the first time in years, i pick up a boy for the first time in ages. oh gintama, the strange things you do to people.

i love how we're going to do the least amount of ridiculous shit because we're MINOR CHARACTERS wtf. the sociopathic villians acting the most normal, what even.

[notstained.livejournal.com]

ROFL IKR?!?!

....god. THEY WOULD BE THE LEAST SUSPICIOUS OF ALL. It's perfect~! WE CAN SPREAD AWFUL RUMORS ABOUT THE REST OF THE CAST.

.....or just point out real stuff that happens. Like Sougo and Hijikata kicking Katsura down the stairs...... orz

[dungenessmaster]

Oh fuck, just wanna say, that's a badass weapon.

[notstained.livejournal.com]

IT SURE BEATS A GIANT MAYO BOTTLE, RIGHT??

[dungenessmaster]

GOD YES

WHO EVEN DOES THAT

[notstained.livejournal.com]

Stupid vice commanders with their stupid fetishes, that's who!

.......I should be saying all of this from my Okita account. It's only proper to insult Hijikata from there.

[shinigamitayuu.livejournal.com]

/brofists.

and LOL, yes minor characters rejoice XD

[notstained.livejournal.com]

/brofist!

BADASS BLONDE LADY MINOR CHARACTERS UNITE!

[novelvision.livejournal.com]

That username is perverted and completely ruins the image you were going for. :|

[notstained.livejournal.com]

W-WHAT?!

GET YOUR MIND OUT OF THE GUTTER, IT TOTALLY MEANS MY SOUL.

/made that up on the fly

[novelvision.livejournal.com]

From the way you responded, I think even your soul has been irredeemably stained.

[notstained.livejournal.com]

[blue_wayfinder]

And if you touch Shinsuke-sama, you die.
...

Well. I assume it applies to kissing too, huh?

[alastinglight.livejournal.com]

Aqua, it's not what you think. ;A;

[blue_wayfinder]

...I don't know what you mean.

[IT'S NOT LIKE SHE EVEN KNOWS WHY THIS BOTHERS HER.]

[notstained.livejournal.com]

YES. INCLUDING ANY AND ALL KISSES. SHINSUKE-SAMA CAN'T KISS ANYONE BUT ME.

......and maybe Bansai.

Probably Bansai.

BUT NO OTHER WOMAN BUT ME. >:O

[blue_wayfinder]

But it's not even my idea! It's going to be the fault of the mistletoe [And my mun.

Which is not to say she doesn't want to kiss him...BUT SHE WILL DENY IT IF ASKED.]

[healinghime.livejournal.com]

UGH WHY DO ALL THE CHARACTERS THAT ARE SUPER BADASS AS WEAPONS COME ONCE I DROP YOKO.

/SIIIIGGGHHHH

[notstained.livejournal.com]

;A; Ahhh! I'm sorry! YOU COULD BRING HER BACK IN DECEMBER AND HAVE A WEAPON HAREM???

[alastinglight.livejournal.com]

I-I can take care of myself, okay!

[notstained.livejournal.com]

Do you need anything? Some dinner? Your room cleaned? A warm body to keep you company in bed?

I'm here to provide, Shinsuke-sama~!

[alastinglight.livejournal.com]

I don't need anything. 8|

[silvershamurai.livejournal.com]

Did you ever consider your panties need changing everyday because your crotch is filthy? Oh you are so digusting.

/ALL THIS IS SAID WITH THAT FINGER UP HIS NOSE

[notstained.livejournal.com]

LIKE YOU'RE ONE TO TALK!!!

[silvershamurai.livejournal.com]

One's crotch is the window to one's sexual relations. You gotta keep that clean. It's no wonder you haven't gotten anywhere with your "Shinsuke-sama" yet.

Ugh, I feel dirtier just being around you.