ENTER THE AMAZING GUY!

[amazingentry]

This is FM, resident Minato Arisato, and I'm no good at introductions.
Why? Because for almost two years, I've played one character. Don't write too many introductions with a portfolio like that. No sir. So after a year and a half of pledging never to go above my one-character limit, here I am breaking many, many rules by bringing you my second (and final) character...

Guy Cecil from Tales of the Abyss.

Guy is who Batman (I'm Batman) and the Count of Monte Cristo could be if they chilled out and let go of their obsessive revenge fantasties for just a moment. Conversely, they're what he could have become if he decided to dwell on how his fifth birthday was tainted by the death of his entire family and the eradication of his entire homeland (completely eradicated. sunk. gone. goodbye.) and spent sixteen years raising the only son of the man who was responsible for the slaughter of his family with the intention of slaughtering the boy before his father. That could have happened, but it's important that it didn't. Very important.

Because, instead, Guy is a kind, polite, and caring soul full of Boschiness (he's been a power ranger before) who will carry your bags for you up ten flights of stairs, walk your pigs, cook you dinner, do your groceries, and wash your car... all you have to do is ask. He'll work hard to cheer you up if you're feeling blue and bring that smile right on back where it belongs too. Just... if you're a woman, keep your hands to yourself because he's very afraid of you coming too near. Very afraid. Bad case of the gynophobia.

He's also a huge dork and loves technology a lot. He loves women too (in a totally not womanizer way) so don't get the wrong idea!

In Soul Campaign, Guy is a Weapon with the classification Demon Cutlass. More about that here

So, in brief, Guy Cecil is not Adam West (but may be Adam Park), is easily coerced into doing chores, is afraid of women, and can transform into a really kick ass sword.
Yeah, I think I'm done. HELLO SOUL CAMPAIGN. my plurk here and my AIM at serpentinelock. o7

Comments

[speaksdaggers.livejournal.com]

Oh. It's you.








Please meet up with Flynn soon Guy! We need to all hilarious similar looking character shenanigans.

[amazingentry]

Every day I see my dream see my dream see my dream

[daddyscythe]

but you were marie.

[amazingentry]

no intro no app not counted!

[daddyscythe]

Oh my god I just read your icons.

[amazingentry]

why are you spamming me bro

[amazingentry]

also wasn't it an amazing story it was totally a cool story bro

[chaos-squirrel.livejournal.com]

...FM how are you so amazing.

[amazingentry]

wait what did I do to warrant this at all. I've done nothing

[scionoftheflame.livejournal.com]

I just have to come give you some love here or I can not call myself a proper Luke player XD

[amazingentry]

You showed up only out of obligation? I'm hurt!

[exploding-kunai.livejournal.com]

...Okay, I don't know Tales of the Abyss at all but that intro cracked me up XDDD

Why am I using the account of my permalinefacer for this...?

[amazingentry]

I'm Batman.

[amazingentry]

btw they're rereleasing Tales of the Abyss on the 3DS so if you're ever in that direction in consoleland, you should play it :3c

[novelvision.livejournal.com]

Look on the bright side FM, you lasted longer than I did...

[amazingentry]

You were weak to begin with, Arinori. Weak!
Not that it matters because it was your weakness that led to my weakness that yeah. One big jumble of cross-enabling.

[argyrus.livejournal.com]

HI JOHNNY YONG BOSCH, I TOO AM JOHNNY YONG BOSCH

LET US BE JOHNNY YONG BOSCH TOGETHER

[amazingentry]

NO GET OUT AND BRING THE REPLICA INSTEAD

[lavenderglasses.livejournal.com]

FM FM FM FM

can i throw a not-female at him =D

[amazingentry]

I thought you said 'fem-bot' and got immediately scared.

[mumyo_ken]

Yay, it's Guy! I love Guy.

Um. I have nothing more intelligent to say, I'm sorry.

[amazingentry]

It's okay. If you read any of my comments, you'll discover that this is also true of me. Hahaha!

[tokunagas]

[amazingentry]

[shalnark.livejournal.com]

Fake.

[amazingentry]

WHAT IS YOUR OBSESSION WITH FAKE

[notimeforpi.livejournal.com]

GUY GUY







HEY GUY









HEY

[amazingentry]

ACT YOUR AGE

[acemedium.livejournal.com]

AHH GUY *AAAA*

[amazingentry]

Aaaaaaaaaaaah Maya!

[notexcalibur.livejournal.com]

Dear FM.

Guy is probably the sexiest video game character of all time and definitely one of my favorites.

I will be watching.

Your obedient servant, Trey.

[amazingentry]

Dear Trey,

Why is this a formal letter?

Your confused friend, FM.

[oblivious_klutz]

Eee Guy! ♥ more Tales of.