Looks like I'm starting the flood...

[pastrykind.livejournal.com]

Steph AKA failsavior/deadshallspeak-mun here, with someone new for a change! This time I'm bringing in Dad/Mr. Egbert from Homestuck, who is sort of mostly exactly what he sounds like: John's Dad. He is here to bake cake, smother John with fatherly love (and that cake), and transform into a comedy-driven yet gentlemanly hat of mangrit superstrength to help beat up witches.

This is really all you need to know about Dad, totally true.

Unlike most of our Homestuck cast he'll be typing pretty much normally except when he's writing ALL-CAPS NOTES OF PRIDE AND SUPPORT TO HIS LOVING SON which will be be fairly often actually, but I am going to get to that once he's settled in a little.

As usual my AIM is ElementalShark86, my Plurk is elemental_shark, and I have concrit posts on all my character journals plus my personal LJ here and a permissions post here. Feel free to hit me up wherever if needed!

Comments

[novelvision.livejournal.com]

Cake? I like cake and normal typing!

[pastrykind.livejournal.com]

Cake is delicious! I'm actually making some today, clearly this means I am being IC.

[deathlinked.livejournal.com]

Ohhhh maaaan a dad!!! So awesome!

/is new but man couldn't resist commenting *^*

[pastrykind.livejournal.com]

NEW PEOPLE OUT.

Yeah okay hi there. Welcome to the game, and I'm glad you're excited!

[mr-fancy-car.livejournal.com]

Sounds like he'll get along epically with Spirit. XD

[pastrykind.livejournal.com]

SPIRIT + DAD = BFFs?

And then Maka and John can form the OUR DADS ARE EMBARRASSING club.

[conheir]

LMAO ironically enough, John has had something along the lines of a pseudo father-son thing going on with Spirit thus far.

BUT YEAH BASICALLY HE'D TOTALLY JOIN THE 'OUR DADS ARE EMBARRASSING' ALLIANCE WITH MAKA, NO PROBLEM.

[silversouba.livejournal.com]

...Econtra?

[pastrykind.livejournal.com]

Yup, I played there way back when!

[thorny]

Hello supportive parental figure of my friend who I may or may not have seen in passing while I uprooted your plumbing. How's it going?

[pastrykind.livejournal.com]

I was having a perfectly peaceful tea party with your mother, actually. Hoping to see her soon!

[redefinescull.livejournal.com]

*A*

Yessssss a Dad. I'M SO EXCITED oh man.

[pastrykind.livejournal.com]

EXCITEMENT IS GOOD. I'm hoping to live up to it, haha!

[seizeyoursouls.livejournal.com]

Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaad, yaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.

[pastrykind.livejournal.com]

That icon is a perfect \o/ demonstration, I just realized.

BUT YAY INDEED.

[conheir]

DSKFJDFK DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD

oh my god you have no idea how excited i am about this!! INTERNAL KEYSMASH FOREVER, HOLY SHIT.

oh and you also have no idea how scared my john muse now is of all that cake but WHO CARES WE HAVE A DAD!! 8)

[pastrykind.livejournal.com]

SON.

Reunion with loving father/son GET! And the cake means he loves you John, really. Actually everything means he loves you, but hey!

[dungenessmaster]

I WOKE UP ON EASTER SUNDAY

BUT IT FEELS MORE LIKE CHRISTMAS

[pastrykind.livejournal.com]

HAPPY APRIL 13, 2009?

[d3l1c1ous.livejournal.com]

HI THEKJEFKSDFNM;D S I LOVE YOUR DAD EGBERT SO HARD AND KSDF SD I THINK I SQUEALED WHEN I LEARNT IT WAS YOU ALSO I AM ADDING YOU ON PLURK AN AK DMKSJ D


sorry i'm just the hugest fag for guardians
also i've never formally introduced myself to you so duh
hello there I am Kam and I play this troll here

i've played as mom against your dad on memes and d_m sorry for dropping threads u w u

[pastrykind.livejournal.com]

TEREZI IS MY FAVORITE TROLL OKAY. ADDED.

[recitings]

SCREEEEEEE.

I've been reading Homestuck for some days straight now, so seeing the cast growing here makes me very very very excited X3c Aaah! So glad to see John's dad on board!

[pastrykind.livejournal.com]

Pssst, be careful. I started reading because of this place and now look what I'm doing.

[homophones]

I love this and I love you, Steph. You are my champion. You also already know who I am. |D;;

[pastrykind.livejournal.com]

...Yeah, I have no idea who you are HI EM.

[memorymodus.livejournal.com]

DAD

OH MY GOD, DAD *A* EEEEEEEE

HELLO STEPH I'M MAN-D you already knew that AND I AM SO EXCITE TO PLAY WITH YOU

[pastrykind.livejournal.com]

I AM EXCITED TOO AND THERE'S MORE TO COME! Cue stalking for Bro/Mom/Jack Noir x 2...

[raps]

OH GOD

THE GUARDIANS ARE FINALLY HERE *_____*!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HI UHM I AM STRIDER AND I PLAY DAVE AND HRNNNNNNN!! YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW EXCITE WE ALL ARE FOR YOU?!?!?!?! JUST SDLFKJSDLFKJSDKLFJSKLDFKLSDF LOOK AT THAT KEYSMASH!!!

[pastrykind.livejournal.com]

VERY EXCITED, APPARENTLY? WELL HI THERE.

[justacafeowner.livejournal.com]

FUCK YEAH!

DAD EGBERT!

[pastrykind.livejournal.com]

This sounds like a Tumblr.

A Tumblr full of nothing but pipes, hats, and cake recipes.

...Somehow I can actually see this.

[just-0k.livejournal.com]

\o/ daaaaaaaaaaaaad

[pastrykind.livejournal.com]

CROSBYTOP GIRL.