hold onto your noses ladies and gentlemen

[hemocidal.livejournal.com]

because it is about to get HONKTACULAR up in this fuckin' shit, motherfuckers.

I guess I still qualify as the new clown on the block - I'm AO, and I'm about the coolest motherfucker you'll ever meet i'm so sad and alone - and I've played here, uh, extremely briefly before juggling so much in my life at once kinda came crashing back down on me dorp dorp. But I've wanted to come back for a long time, and then those BIG JERKS who I will not name but please remember they are HUGE BIG DROOLING JERKS were like HEY AO APP THE DRUGGIE JUGGALO TROLL


and so I did. Meet Gamzee Makara who is a young troll who enjoys clowns of a grim persuasion, fondling horns, observing the miracle that is motherfuckin' life, and ingesting copious amounts of things you are definitely not supposed to copiously injest. He also curses a whole motherfucking lot but I would suggest you take care of that in whatever matter which suits you best, of course. In game he is a TRULY TERRIFYING WEAPON please try not to go crying to your pink star monkey mother honk honk honk honk honk seriously though I sincerely pity the fool who wants to come callously fondle Gamzee come on you know you want to :o) 

also

hIs TyPiNg QuIrK iS tHe WiCkEd MoThErFuCkInG sHiT
aNd AlSo InCrEdiBiY fUcKiNg AwFuL
tHiS mOtHeRfUcKeR iS jUsT tHe FuCkInG wOrSt, BuT iT'S cOoL mY bRoThEr
DoN't GeT yOuR nOoK gArMeNts AlL uP iN a WaD aBoUt It
JuSt Be AsKiNg A bRoThEr AlL nIcE tO bE sToPpiNg ThAt ShIt
AnD sUreLy A mOtHeRfuCkiNg MiRaClE wIlL oCcUr
hOnK :o)

I will have my permissions up ASAP (bluhbluh huge paper etc) and for now you can reach me on aim at dynaomism and you're more than welcome to friend me over on plurk at vyco! 

Comments

[terra-inflexus.livejournal.com]

Dude, I think we have nearly every single troll ever. Amazing XD

Anyway, I'm Fae and I've got this blind loli and Rikku here atm! It's gonna be so much fun with all these trolls~!

[hemocidal.livejournal.com]

I know at least every one has been applied for which is a motherfuckin' miracle all by its self!!

[wildcardette.livejournal.com]

Holy shit yes. /totally didn't already stalk read your app.

Ahhh, so many trolls. <3

Gleeful squealing aside, I'm Becci and I play this lady here, Minako Arisato, from Persona 3 Portable annnnd Shizuo Heiwajima from Durararamallamaduck.

[hemocidal.livejournal.com]

oh no it's awful and probably full of mistakes don't look too hard

and thanks ;u;!!

[redefinescull.livejournal.com]

...

HEY WE DIDN'T EVEN HAVE TO SAY MUCH TO GET YOU TO APP, you practically topped yourself into it.

[redefinescull.livejournal.com]

ANYWAY HI AO HI AO. ♥

[visioneightfold.livejournal.com]

BEST. MOTHERFUCKING. WEAPON.

Edit: also, hi. I'm the local Vriska.

[hemocidal.livejournal.com]

you just know you want to give him a good squeeze right spidertits

[cashnotash.livejournal.com]

Hey man, welcome to the game (you had just lost it, by the way)! I'm Morgana and I play this derp here, Iceland from Axis Powers Hetalia. Gamzee's username is seriously amazing and he is a truly terrifying Weapon, indeed.

Hope you enjoy chillin' with us, dude. ♥

[memorymodus.livejournal.com]

lmao oh man I just lost

the Game


damn you

[lavenderglasses.livejournal.com]

...I think Gamzee is my new favorite weapon.

[hemocidal.livejournal.com]

hOnK hOnK hOnK okay i'll stop

I wish there be much fondling and hurt feelings please help me make this happen

[thorny]

I don't know which is better, Gamzee's weapon form or his username.

REGARDLESS. Let's have a brofist moment for being enabled into apping things by awful people.

[hemocidal.livejournal.com]

LOOK I EVEN HAVE THIS BROFIST ICON!!

/honkfist

[justacafeowner.livejournal.com]

This is the best thing to wake up tto in the morning.

[hemocidal.livejournal.com]

wake up in the morning feeling like p-diddy
grab my horns i'm out the door gonna honk this city

[dungenessmaster]

Motherfucker you'd best be joking. :O

Oh man AO I'm so excited about this, you have NO idea! Devil and I were on Plurk creepin on your app and just. Good clown, best horn.

[hemocidal.livejournal.com]

wHaT uP bEsT mOtHeRfUcKiNg FrIeNd

hahahsaldaksjd i am excited tooooo IT'S OKAY KARKLES HE'LL LET YOU HAVE A GOOD SQUEEZE TOO

[aforceofjustice.livejournal.com]

You are the most beautiful.

It is you.

I am so excited for everything and everyone, and Gamzee is my motherfucking spirit brother. Welcome to the game, AO! I'm Daemyn, and I play L the detective here. I'm so very happy to see our Homestuck cast growing.

[hemocidal.livejournal.com]

it is me i am the prettiest princess of all!!

Thank you so much ♥

[memorymodus.livejournal.com]

HELLO AO THIS IS MAN-D AND I PLAY JADE

come to me, let me cling to you

[hemocidal.livejournal.com]

WOW GOSH REALLY I HAD NO IDEA


/tanglebuddies

[deadshallspeak.livejournal.com]

So we meet again, AO.

[hemocidal.livejournal.com]

WHY INDEED WE DO like ships passing in the night we are fated to once again run into each others arms

[raps]

sup bro

this totally isn't my fault

nope no way

[hemocidal.livejournal.com]

no not at all


who are you again

[daddyscythe]

Welcome baaaack, AO. I dun think you remember me... I am Yukeh, playing Germany, Kuroro, Watson and the NPCs Spirit and Mifune! Have fun, and your weapon form is so beautiful, it brought a tear to my eye. :'D

[hemocidal.livejournal.com]

IN THE GAME AN HOUR AND ALREADY MAKING MODS CRY I AM THE GREATEST

[wantrainbowwine.livejournal.com]

Hey there! I'm Kait, and I just have this chica who I'm sure you've never heard of. Nice to meetcha! :)

That weapon form is the best thing ever. :D

[hemocidal.livejournal.com]

NO CLUE AT ALL WHO'S THAT CRAZY BROAD

And thanks!

[novelvision.livejournal.com]

I could not bring myself to do anything but laugh for five minutes straight after reading Gamzee's Weapon description. That was beautiful, honk honk.

Anyway, I'm Arisato and I play Katsura Kotarou! He's also kind of spaced out sometimes and proposes some seriously retarded ideas considering how serious he sounds. Nice to meet you and welcome to the game!

[hemocidal.livejournal.com]

honk honk honk honk tbh i just want to leave behind a trail of broken hearted meisters who are just like "I CANNOT DEAL WITH THIS MOTHERFUCKER ANYMORE THIS IS SO STUPID" and then i can die happy, having accomplished something great in the world

[justiceisdue.livejournal.com]

Gamzee is still one of my favorite trolls, even though I about jump through the roof whenever my dog surprise honks one of his toys when I'm not paying attention.

And his attacks remind me of a pokemon fight:

GAMZEE uses HONK!

It's not very effective...

Anyways hello, my name is Fastback, nice to meet you! :D

[hemocidal.livejournal.com]

ahahah yes my dog will like only play with things that honk and he enjoys literally jumping up and down on them 5 hours a day JUST TO HEAR THE MIRACLE THAT IS THAT NOISE

also you obviously just have to level up your Gamzee to SUBJUGGLATOR for his good attacks.

[conheir]

DAT WEAPON FORM

JUST

YES

If John didn't already have a partner you have no idea how tempted I would be.

BUT HELLO FROM READING OTHER THREADS IN HERE YOU SEEM PRETTY DANG COOL ALREADY ahhh my name is Min, and I play this complete stranger who you don't know at all like he is such an obscure character in this canon, amirite. But yes, welcome!! Hope you have a lotta fun 'round here.

[hemocidal.livejournal.com]

NO JOHN YOU PROBABLY HAVE AN ACTUALLY USEFUL WEAPON SAVE YOURSELF!!!

Also man

I don't know if I told you directly or just confessed to Man-D THE DEPTHS OF MY FEELINGS but still

greatest john username OF ALL TIME

[travel-sized4u.livejournal.com]

....firstly, I am impressed that you will be typing like that forever!


WELCOME BACK!!! Evil clones and incessant honking- sob this will be beautiful yes?

[hemocidal.livejournal.com]

SPOILERS I JUST REALLY REALLY REALLY HATE MYSELF and also tags will be slow but that is pretty darn IC

absolutely. beautiful like life is.

[cardfortress.livejournal.com]

FUCKING HELL YES, GAMZEEEEEE 8DDDDDD

skdjfd HI AO, WELCOME TO THE GAME and sorry for all the derpy spazzing! My name's Devil and I see a certain someone has already mentioned me, so I apologize for creeping on your app even though it's a thing of beauty and one of the most amazing things ever and I play [Bad username or site: cardfortress title=Near @ livejournal.com] (Death Note), poison_earl (Godchild) and [Bad username or site: fuckpacifism title= @ livejournal.com] (Good Omens). Their apps are posted in their LJs, if you want to know more about them.

I hope you have lots of fun here at SC, and I'm definitely looking forward to playing with you. Oh, and I just added you on plurk. Derp derp.

[hemocidal.livejournal.com]

Thanks for the welcome AND ALSO THE CREEPIN I GUESS GOSH!!

[couragemantra.livejournal.com]

Hello, AO. I giggled up a kidney reading about Gamzee's Weapon form. Good job with that, bro.

Anyway. I am Missa and I play couragemantra from Glee and oopsnoclothes from the animanga Fairy Tail! Welcome to the crazy train. I mean... game.

[hemocidal.livejournal.com]

haha thanks, I have the best ideas like an hour before the app is due it is my special power.

CHOO CHOO ALL ABOARD

[flowers-n-cats.livejournal.com]

And I thought being a pair of headphones was bad.

Anyway! Hello! I'm new, too, name's Ryuuto, and I play the emo derp from The World Ends With You! I...I think the SC Homestuck cast just topped my other game's cast in sheer amount by a bit. |D;;;

[hemocidal.livejournal.com]

lmaoo you're talking about mayfield right? I'm Tavros there. WE HAVE A SHIT TON COMING IN NEXT CYCLE ACTUALLY

[50starhero.livejournal.com]

lkdjfdfkj THAT WEAPON FORM MADE ME LAUGH/CRY IN THE MIDDLE OF CLASS YOU JERK-! ...ok ok so maybe it's my fault for looking at my iTouch during school but whatever I am still blaming you for this.


Oh! Also: Hey there, good to have you back! I'm Suza, playing America from Hetalia and Jenrya Lee from Digimon Tamers, and I will forgive you for not apping Russia because Gamzee is equally amazing. XD

[hemocidal.livejournal.com]

SUCCESSFUL TROLL IS SUCCESSFUL

And yeah, I'm really sorry about Russia! My muse kind of dove off a cliff but maybe by next cycle if the spot is still there I'll regroup and see!

[moirailcompass]

That may be the most beautiful Weapon I have ever seen and I've been here from day one.

WELCOME BACK AO.

I don't think we ever formally met, my name is Emely and I play Rise Kujikawa, Winry Rockbell, Fa Mulan, and now Nepeta Leijon! Mind if I add you on plurk? :3

[hemocidal.livejournal.com]

OH WOW CAN I GET A PRIZE that is pretty awesome . . .

And not at all, add away!

[strongjump.livejournal.com]

HIGHB100000000000000D

I mean. GAMZEEEEEE

HI! I'm Sakki, I just dragged this dudebro in here. I used to play at SC too and just got back in myself, so I'm not sure if we ever ran into each other, but now we have all the reasons for tagging!

And to add to the chorus, DAT WEAPON

[hemocidal.livejournal.com]

WE BOTH RETURN, THE PRODIGAL TROLLS.

also yes, all of the taggings. Give him a honk, Equius.