hell yeah, pirates.

[ohsevenhells.livejournal.com]

Hello, this is Lucy, the player of sdrawkcabcigam with, alas, another comic character. This time around, it's still a DC character, but from their Vertigo "adult" imprint.

This is "Bloody" Ann Preston. A pirate stuck in a house at a dimensional crossroads that acts as a bar for mostly those of the magic sort that can get there. She's stuck there with a bunch of other people, some of which aren't stuck. Unlike the others, Ann has no desire to leave, though.

Ann is also Weapon. Her form is bacon a cutlass. It's a piece of fine, shiny, pointy weaponry meant to poke and slice things. The abilities she can give the wielder are: making them an expert swordsman in both defense and offense and gives them the ability to tap into themselves as if they've had decades of training, technique, and battle tactics naturally. Once the cutlass has been removed from the hand of the wielder, however, all of this knowledge -- footing, speed, stamina, etc. -- disappears.

Comments

[pyroped.livejournal.com]

pirates taste like scurvy and rum

[ohsevenhells.livejournal.com]

she is almost from the future so no

she tastes like rum and bacon. the thickcut kind that poet makes.

[pyroped.livejournal.com]

oh god do not talk to me about bacon I have very strong feelings against bacon and having to work with bacon and smelling it and it turns me into a spinning murder top of frothy rage when I have to deal with it

but that's just me speaking.


are you sure? not even the littlest scurvy?

[hexappeal]

i have a love/hate for it. pigs gross me out, but bacon is v. tempting. in fact, it is, perhaps, the only reason i am not a vegetaria.

DO YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT.


i am.

[pyroped.livejournal.com]

I HAD A SUMMER JOB IN THE FOOD SERVICE SECTION AT TARGET ONCE.

THE SMELL OF FAKE PROCESSED EGGS AND BACON IN THE MORNING TURNED MY EMPTY STOMACH AND COMPOUNDED ON MY INTENSE DESIRE TO BE ANYWHERE BUT A HOT REGISTER SMELLING OF BACON AT 7 IN THE MORNING.

that's pretty much it

also it's so salty for me. ):

[hexappeal]

ours has like. popcorn. i hate popcorn. :(

also my brain is too wrapped around my typo of vegetaria to respond properly. because it sounds like a magical land with unicorns in it

also haha

[notexcalibur.livejournal.com]

p-p-p-pirate?

[ohsevenhells.livejournal.com]

Yes, indeedy! And perhaps, at one point before the open seas, you could claim her as your own, UK. ;;

[notexcalibur.livejournal.com]

if only she were around during the shadow event. because he would have. 8I

[hexappeal]

.....................should i ask

[godandmyright.livejournal.com]

this may be all you need to know (http://community.livejournal.com/soul_campaign/185438.html)

[hexappeal]

THE BEST EVER

god she'd love him, maybe. or probably not. she ~doesn't really like anyone~

[notexcalibur.livejournal.com]

they probably will get along with their not liking anyone. 8(

[hexappeal]

they can drink together
and talk about how annoying everyone is

[notexcalibur.livejournal.com]

oh

it's like a match made in heaven

[hexappeal]

GRUMP-FIESTA, PARTY OF TWO.

[vengefulblades.livejournal.com]

Her form is bacon a cutlass.

Why not bacon!?

[ohsevenhells.livejournal.com]

Because she'd need Poet to wield her.

IT'S JUST NOT FUNNY UNLESS IT'S WITH POET BAWWW

...though really, I should have made her bacon. :(

[vengefulblades.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry.

THAT'S STILL NO REASON FOR YOU TO WITHHOLD BACON FROM ALL OF US NOW IS IT?

Yes. Yes you should have. :(

[hexappeal]

Baww, he's coming back, though. Except from the past. Before they met him. So he only speaks French. IT'S SORT OF AWESOME. Hopefully he won't cliff himself again. I loved that hedonistic Frenchie. ;;

YESSIR I UNDERSTAND SIR MA'AM

but if you tried to eat her she would chip your teeth and you'd pass out or something

[blindingrevenge.livejournal.com]

OMG PIRATE hnnnng


also bacon would be the best weapon ever.

[ohsevenhells.livejournal.com]

I CHALLENGE SOMEONE TO APP A WEAPON THAT TURNS INTO BACON AND PUTS PEOPLE IN A DELIGHTFUL TRANCE WHEN IT IS HELD UP NEXT APP ROUNDS

also she is a red head mmmmmmmmm gingers

[blindingrevenge.livejournal.com]

I HOPE SOMEONE DOES THIS
/APPS WOLVERINE. HE'S CANADIAN. THAT MAKES SENSE RIGHT.

lol yes. iawtc.

[hexappeal]

I FEEL LIKE THIS SHOULD BE LINKED IN GIANT LETTERS TO BRING TO EVERYONE'S ATTENTION.
/SURE. WHY NOT?!

i can't move away from hot chicks sorry guys. maybe next time i'll app booster gold.