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not enough psychos in death city

i'm terrible at intros, oh god.

Hi guys, it's Ceri (Hong Kong-mun) here and I'm bringing in Kadaj from Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children Complete. He's a little ball of complexes and emotions, with the maturity of a psychotic child and the cruelty and insanity of a man who tried to destroy the planet shirtless. Yeah.

Kadaj is a meister, one accustomed to wielding a sword and with the ability Soul Rage, which means that when he and his weapon become angry, their offensive strength triples.

Looking forward to tossing him at you people. c:

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HI THAR.

why hello. gackt.

♥

Kimi wa boku no Vanilla.

He's got a lot more flavor than Vanilla.

With a dash of crazy. c:

Must be a really nummy flavor :9

A mix of Lifestream and essence of Sephiroth. ♥

Yeah, but he looked good while doing it shirtless XD ~~and without pants too!~~

So shameless, Brother. ~~He didn't have legs!~~

I see no shame in such things. ~~I know! Saved in clothing expenses, that's for sure.~~

You take pride in your exhibitionist tendencies? ~~Good job, Seph. Mother would be so proud.~~

I simply see no point in being ashamed of something I clearly am not ashamed of. ~~It's not like I have a job anymore to pay for my lavish lifestyle.~~

There are somethings you should be ashamed of. ~~And you live with Mother too. Honestly. At your age.~~

Hmm, like you, perhaps? It is one of the first elements that comes to mind. ~~World destruction is an expensive job these days. One must save all the pennies they have.~~

[Pause of silent rage.] I was referring to your unusual hobbies. Not everyone takes up stalking. ~~It's quite the investment. Best take a couple part time jobs to save up.~~

I don't see what's so unusual in taking care of what is mine. ~~I'll just get Mother to order you to head out and work hard for the money. You know... since I'm her favourite and all.]~~

But does he know he's yours? Somehow I doubt it. ~~Get out. B~~

Indeed he does. ~~Sore loser, hmm?~~

Knows and denies it? ~~It's nothing like that.~~

He denies nothing. ~~No, of course it isn't, Kadaj.~~

Or maybe his refusals fall on deaf ears. ~~/DENIAL~~

I have above perfect hearing.

Hmph.

I'm pretty sure that means Seph hears a lot of things he doesn't want to.

:DDD

Nice to see a Kadaj.

(Yeah, it's Vincent-mun using the wrong account...)

Thanks. :> Looking forward to tossing him into the flow of things at some point.

Would that make Vince his uncle? Grandfather? Who knows.

Vincent won't be happy to see him, but we can ignore him.

Haha, they both do covert jobs. Vincent's an ex-Turk, Link's Crow and not-Crow. I didn't see that until I finished my Link app, actually. We'll call him an uncle, then. ;)

:> This larva is a parasite, Vincent. He's sticking around.

DGM manga is kind of taking us for a roller coaster ride, tbh. XD Is Link coming into SC then?

/Vincent endures and sighs. Just...don't torture people. He doesn't want to end up saving people again.

Yeah, it is. But it's being awesome, 195 had things I wasn't expecting. Yeah, he's in already, but I'm still on the tour posting part. If all goes well, he'll make his first official post tomorrow. LOL, he ran into Cross...

/B-but Tseng is here. All ready and ripe for the picking. ~~Wow, that sounds so wrong.~~

The wonders of ongoing manga. XD And... having Cross around is enough to break brains as is.

...
Vincent will just staaare. Aerith already embarrassed him because he mentioned the word "date." XDD It can hardly get any worse...right?

Quite. Everyone is...having spazz attacks, for lack of a better explanation. Oh, it is. In Link's mind, he's dead. Or at least, pretty much dead. And he was running around, trying to find Allen. That kid doesn't make his job easy, not the least bit.

Tseng is a little young for him. But then again, who isn't? Kadaj just enjoys torturing that one turk, since he got away last time. Him and Elena both.

Allen makes everybody's job harder. Takes after his master.

~~There's always Cid, Reeve, Veld.../is stabbed~~ Someone told me there might be a Lucrecia. Poor Vincent... All right, Kadaj, you're going down. STOP TORTURING MY OLD COMRADES /flies in.

He likens Link to furniture. Which Link doesn't like. As least he doesn't rank up debts and at least Link doesn't have to pay them. ;P

~~Mm, Veld. /shot~~ Guilt tripping embodied. Though my Yuffie-muse wants to smack Vincent out of it, if he did revert into an angstbucket of guilt. Get away, you red cape cloud thing.

This is true. He's getting the better end of the deal.

Hahaha. I'm suspecting that, in account of the Shadow event. If people remember that, they'll remember his Shadow going on about Lucrecia. Yuffie can feel free to smack him out of it anytime she wants! ^^ I think not. /swirls cape

Yay! Cloud gets a younger brother that he never knew that he had, so much confusion is in the books when this bit comes out. :/ Actually, I'm thinking he's going to be of the opinion that Sephiroth has a son, which will freak him out.

Bad times ahead, bad times, I see. They will be fun... but so very bad.

He does now. :> Here, have this creepy smile, Cloud. And then he might find out that Kadaj has two other older brothers and assume that Seph was very busy prior to setting Nibelheim on fire and getting chased around the planet.

Fun times ahead and lots of headaches for Cloud. Just double checking if you're joining the log me and Ozzy have planned for Daj's arrival...?

Yeah pretty much. He'll give Sephiroth a disapproving look for not staying with his kids and letting them turn psycho. :/ Though, if Loz arrives, Cloud will probably think the kids was all Hojo's doing... or Loz is the real dad. D:

Depends on how much he get harassed about being a brother. XD Yes, I believe that Cloud is going to be there for that... though he doesn't yet know it. :D They can all have cat-eyes like a real family. XD

I'm not sure how staying with Seph would have kept them all from going psycho, but hey, they might not hate him so much ~~for walking out on Jenova~~. Loz... doesn't quite have the maturity to be the dad, no. XD

He'll get harassed plenty. Lots and lots. ♥ Aww, Daj will feel that much closer to them both. And then freak out, because it's Sephiroth. Much havoc will ensue.

Maybe they will be able to handle more responsibility or something, get real jobs and be vaguely functional people. >.> You don't need the maturity, just the parts and the will. XD

Yeah... I bet he'll love that, especially if he's favoured over Sephiroth. XD Let's hope he doesn't try to kill them both on the first meeting. It would end poorly for all involved. When are you intro'ing him?

The remnants? Functional people? You spew nonsense. XD ... This... is a very good point. Don't scar Kadaj, Cloud.

Definitely favored over Sephiroth. Mother hates you Cloud. She doesn't prefer you over Kadaj. XD He'll try to kill Sephiroth, most likely. After accusing him of taking him away from Mother. Let's hope Cloud can break things up.

On the 13th, IC time, because that's apparently when Seph and Cloud return to the city. Daj skipped out on the tour, so he doesn't have a communicator.

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not enough psychos in death city

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God, what a pretty icon =3=

Kadaj is pretty when he smiles. Delusionally.

SO PRETTY.

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Oh Kadaj lmfao

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Seph can work at Midgar Fried Chocobo.

Sephiroth's fried enough Chocobos in his life, thankyouverymuch XD

that's why he's so suited for the job. XD

This is true \o/

|D

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what... an adorable icon

Amazing what I could find while on a desperate rampage for Link icons. X)

Amazing. XD Very amazing.

I'm...terrible at crediting, though. <.< >.>

i-it's a learning process. 'v'

Bad habit of mine. /shamefaced

/consoles

/offers cookies

/nibbles

Link makes good pies, too...

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