Hi, I will be your deadpan humor enabler tonight.

[furnace-head.livejournal.com]

Rieka, Squalo-mun, here with her second character, Hades from Disney's Hercules.

...yeah.

He's currently bald - and RAEGING about that - and wondering what he's supposed to be doing. So you can expect him to spend his days trolling the Tartarus out of the DEMISE network with that lovingly passive-aggressive wit of his.

So yeah, hit me up at riekadevolka@gmail.com (both my email and my AIM screenname) if you wanna plot or talk or anything.

And I swear I'll go into chat more often. OTL

Oh yeah, he's a meister with the "Scorching Soul" ability. You know you want to be the weapon who will give him back his hair.

Comments

[travel-sized4u.livejournal.com]

these two must meet :|

[furnace-head.livejournal.com]

Yes. Yes, they should.

[travel-sized4u.livejournal.com]

oh the bald jokes <3

1/5

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[travel-sized4u.livejournal.com]

Whoa, watch it man! Yo head's kinda reflective- and I ain't got my sunglasses.

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[travel-sized4u.livejournal.com]

...think ya looked better bald.

[furnace-head.livejournal.com]

I like you. You'd make an awesome rug.

[travel-sized4u.livejournal.com]

I think i can out-run a guy in a dress.

[furnace-head.livejournal.com]

...toga is the word you're looking for, I think.

[You're so lucky he can't fireball you all the way to the Styx.]

[travel-sized4u.livejournal.com]

[You ain't the only hotshot around here >D]

You can call it whatevah ya like- still makes you look like a guy ina dress.

[furnace-head.livejournal.com]

...barbarians, why do I bother talking to you at all?

/CHANNELLING THE SPIRIT OF ANCIENT GREEK SNUBBERY, YEY

[closedmarket.livejournal.com]

...

I can't help but bow down.

And offer Poland to find him a good wig.

[furnace-head.livejournal.com]

/bows back gracefully.




...that would REQUIRE him to admit he's bald.

[closedmarket.livejournal.com]

/SCREECHES WITH GLEE- kjsngkh ;;;;

Poland knows baldness when he smells it.

[furnace-head.livejournal.com]

♥!

HADES DENIES IT ALL.

[stalwartcane]

Oh, good lord. First these countries running about and now the god of death.

So I guess he's Greece's citizen.

[furnace-head.livejournal.com]

Next thing you'll know, GLaDOS will be around.

...Hades says no way. He's his own damn domain, too! ('cause he's that cool.)

[notexcalibur.livejournal.com]

oh, yeah. greece's citizen. :D

[furnace-head.livejournal.com]

...dude, no. I am my own damn domain/country/thing. It was on my contract.

[leavejapanalone]

You are officially amazing.

[furnace-head.livejournal.com]

♥

[fridgeburnt.livejournal.com]

[stay away from the arsonist team. B| ]

[furnace-head.livejournal.com]

[You're just jealous I'm an actual God.]

[fridgeburnt.livejournal.com]

[ >8( MYTHS AND LEGENDS, like you're any better than me right now? tell me, hades, how does being a 2nd-rate bald fatass with a ginormous chin feel?

also stay away from my lighter. B(]

[storm-flame.livejournal.com]

Some people just can't appreciate fire. :I

Even if it IS on his head.

[furnace-head.livejournal.com]

WUSSES!

Fire makes everything better. B|

[ih8spiders]

/wants to poke that bald head

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[doyoutrustme]

HADES! *still squeeing over him, btw*

You are so awesome Rieka! ♥

[furnace-head.livejournal.com]

**GRIN**

♥ I hope I don't disappoint, love

[one-green-eye.livejournal.com]

I.....love you so much for this....

[furnace-head.livejournal.com]

I love you right back for lots of things.

[one-green-eye.livejournal.com]

^ this.

[beyondhersoul.livejournal.com]

Hadeeeeeees! ♥ My favourite villain ever!

[furnace-head.livejournal.com]

Hehe, I hope I don't disappoint, then!

[pure-lineage.livejournal.com]

Hades~~~♥

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♥!