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[aviatorio.livejournal.com]

a'ight gaiz. what up.

following one assassin is another, better-looking, and much more talented one. in the form of Ezio Auditore from Assassin's Creed II. he's an assassin, badass, a fighter, a brawler, and death from above in all forms. and he's not above kneeing you in the balls, my friends.

but most importantly.

he likes the women. extremely. and will, eventually, try to nail their ass. or just shamelessly flirt with them for forever.

so if you have a problem with that and don't want this Italian all up in your lovely female's grill, please let me know here? :D;; so we can avoid the awkwardness.






also this is bakhu.

and btw. he can swim. :D which is so important.

Comments

[leavejapanalone]

Italien you say? xD

[aviatorio.livejournal.com]

well of course. c: Italians are the best lovers after all ohohoho.

[crackingcases.livejournal.com]

Oh another womanizer, hm?

[aviatorio.livejournal.com]

why of course. clearly, we need more people who can treat the women like they deserve to be treated. ♥

[crackingcases.livejournal.com]

Perhaps they do not care to be treated in such a way.

[aviatorio.livejournal.com]

and why not? women are beautiful and they deserve nothing less.

[thebestandwurst]

/sigh Italians.

EEEE Ezio! /sort of watched Pam play AC a little. Just a little. But he is lovely.

[aviatorio.livejournal.com]

/sigh Germans.

asfsadfjkl I HOPE I WILL NOT DISAPPOINT THEN. /blush

[thebestandwurst]

/keep your pants on, please.

I AM SURE YOU WOULD NEVER! ♥

[aviatorio.livejournal.com]

/i wouldn't touch that with a forty-foot pole.

AAA THANK YOU. ;w; ♥

[brosukee.livejournal.com]

dude swimming

god

i fell off those stupid poles as altair SO MANY TIMES. ezio's swimming was the best thing ever (especially in venice augh)

[aviatorio.livejournal.com]

jasfkljkl LMFAO. dude i failed whenever i got near the water with Altair. it was like "BITCH WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU YOU CAN JUMP OFF A 9000 FOOT TALL BUILDING BUT YOU CAN'T SWIM".

and lmfao Venice. fuck the boats man. i just swam everywhere.

[brosukee.livejournal.com]

djsnsdf THAT'S WHAT I SAID and trying to get to whatshisnamedouchebag on that boat FUUUUU i had terrible aim. i think that was the hardest assassination to pull off for me lmao.

and ndfssdf man i got so pro at those gondolas. i was cruisin for a bruisin by the time i finished the official storyline there lmao. (probably because i was a freak and obsessively collected treasure. which is probably why i maxed out the villa so fast and why ezio is a total RICH ASS PIMP in my game.)

[aviatorio.livejournal.com]

LMFAO SIBRAANDDD. you should tell pelt that. i think she'd appreciate it. :D

jfasklfs lmfao my villa got so rich but that's just cause i always accidentally ended up pickpocketing people and loading up on the moneyzz. god i never did any of that extra shit though. )8 FUCK THE TRUTH I WANT TO KILL PEOPLE.

[storm-flame.livejournal.com]

EEEE AC!

>>; Anyway, hello, and I'm Arvina and I play Gokudera Hayato from Katekyo Hitman Reborn!

Gokudera is.. half-Italian, at least, but it's definitely the dominant half. Maybe Ezio will remind him of home.. xD;

[aviatorio.livejournal.com]

/blush afjsadkl

hello! it's nice to meet you! c:

ajsfaskl LMFAO THEY CAN BOND OVER THEIR CULTURE and missing italy. ;;

[storm-flame.livejournal.com]

Well he really hates Italy and will make references to the Mafia and all that fun stuff BUT THAT'S OKAY BECAUSE COMING FROM THE SAME COUNTRY AUTOMATICALLY MEANS THEY HAVE THINGS IN COMMON AND WILL SHARE A DEEP BOND.

[storm-of-ise.livejournal.com]

Arashi would not approve of shameless flirting, but I do! :"D ♥

Flirt away with her, though she can get a little violent aggressive in trying to get you to stop.

[aviatorio.livejournal.com]

♥ ezio will take such good care fo her though :D :D :D.

will doooo!!

[storm-of-ise.livejournal.com]

Arashi muse is suddenly v. wary.






/tosses her your way to see what happens

[jumpingbird.livejournal.com]

I think there needs to be another uterus scene to show that we're related because you are a failure. D8



Swimming doesn't count.

[aviatorio.livejournal.com]

grandpa don't make me cut you.



and swimming totally counts. cause i don't drown when i hit the water. :D

[jumpingbird.livejournal.com]

boy in my day we had to actually be good to cut people
otherwise we died or lost arms.




instead, you rescue mean women on rocks. ):

[aaaiiiieeeeeeeeeeeee]

ffff I have no idea how this would go with Miranda

Possibly it would result in lots of flailing. Or PANIIIIIC! XD

(although, oddly enough, my headcanon states that it is possible that she would be receptive. Just possibly. Mainly because I imagine that Miranda has had little romantic experience and it used to being spurred, and so she'd be likely to get flattered and taken in. That would depend on how Ezio approached it, though XD)

[aviatorio.livejournal.com]

WHAT I THINK IS THAT EZIO SHOULD JUST GET SOME WOMEN XD;;;;

and lmfao. he'd be so sweet to her. :3 he's very gentle to women. very flattering. :D so i think she might like it. xD;;;;