BUT IT HIDES YOUR GLORIOUS SIGNATURE 'DO!! What am I supposed to tell all my friends now? That I'm the assistant to a scruffy looking guy in a hat? That has no umph to it at all!

_{Not that a spikey haired lawyer had much either...}

A-AAAWWW DON'T WORRY BB MAMA MAYA WILL BE THERE WITH BALLOONS AND HUGS and probably good amount of panic because oh god sob what is happening



BUT NICK, PROPER INTRODUCTIONS ARE NEEDLESS PROCEDURES--oh right you're a former lawyer, dooooy--

S'nice to meetcha (formally), KNIIIIIGHTBLAAAAZER I mean KB! It's much joy to be playign with you, too, since this dynamic is something I've been wanting to try out for a long time now!

--oh my god that Armstorng was you
excuse me while I fan myself