Signing up Kanji. He'll see some people as Shadows, grab the nearest folding chair/desk, and start renovating their asses while having gigglefits. I mean seriously, what the hell are Shadows doing here!? Nevermind, I got this!!

So yeah, if someone wants to be a 'Shadow', let me know. Can be totally handwaved, too.

Then he'd get in over his head, face the wrong 'Shadow' and get abducted! You know, if I could volunteer for that.